Pulling a harny 

When your gonads fall out of a hole in your pants in public.

Did you see Adam pulling a harny when he bent down? Nearly blinded me!

Pulling a harny by estoffido October 16, 2020

A-Hearding it

Modern Cultural replacement for the rural saying "Shit the bed", implying one has done irrevocable damage to their credibility through their actions. Also see "Shit the chili", "Shit the money bed".

"Bro, you just A-Hearded our only chance that your parents would pay for spring break!"

"Man, the Twitter Board is really A-Hearding it"

A-Hearding it by SpergyNJazzCabbage April 23, 2022

take a heard 

To shit on the bed like Amber Heard.

I gotta run to the bathroom and take a Heard.

take a heard by Zombiesanatomy October 7, 2022

pull a heard

When you shit on your partners bed and blame it on the dog.

“fuck bro, she gonna pull a heard on me if it keeps going this way”

pull a heard by £xiLe April 4, 2026

wanna hear a joke? 

M Y L I F E

Wanna hear a joke?
M Y L I F E

ok that's enough internet for today!

wanna hear a joke? by Someone who has been forgotten August 6, 2017

Did I hear a bell? 

a phrase used in taunts
see also schooled

Kyle: Did I hear a bell? Cuz i'm taking you to school!

Andy: Shut up!(runs away and cries)

Did I hear a bell? by nightwing August 28, 2005

Hey do you want to hear a joke about my vagina? 

Never mind you will never get it

Boy: Hey do you want to hear a joke about my dick? Nevermind its too long.

Girl: Hey do you want to hear a joke about my vagina?
Nevermind you will never get it

Hey do you want to hear a joke about my vagina? by Sr. Facebook February 20, 2011