Planters Infatuitous

When a female specimen is so infatuated by her plants that she requires you to wrap your penis with a leaf during sex.

I know my girlfriend has planters infatuitous because I had to replace my Trojan with a fig leaf.

by Mr Excitement 0330 April 13, 2022

planter

a girl who roots lots of boys

"yeah that emma chick is a planter, she's rooted 12 boys this year"

by getyetodson September 19, 2017

planter

Can be used to refer to someone who gets stoned off of weed often. Similar to the phrase “stoner”, only it’s far more subtle and less known by the general public.

Yeah, I’m a planter, what about it?

by sappysardene August 13, 2021

planters

a company that uses the same shitty ad over and over again with shitty 3D animation.

basically a bunch of idiots with tiny dicks sitting in high chairs.

dad: "see those planters over there son, they don't know what it's like to be able to run away from their responsibilities."

son: "dad?"

dad: "I'm sorry son goodbye, and tell your sister and mother I'm going to get milk, goodbye for now."

by litdragon99 October 30, 2020

Planter

Something that has incredible potential

"That is a planter idea!"
"He would be planter as a finance bro because he already is in a frat!"

by dan694205963 February 16, 2021

Planter

To plan later or plan something at a later time. Invented by Wolf Hailey by combining the words plan and later.

I'll planter for that dinner we are supposed to have.
Let's planter for the amusement park .

by Anonymous97493937 May 24, 2021