If you have a friend called William and they say anything, say 'So facts William' and watch him cry
'Hey guys, my mum died' -> 'So Facts William!!'
'Hey guys, my mum died' -> 'So Facts William!!'
by Roberto's Facts May 5, 2023
A Twitter account that shitposts about a certain character/object. They usually leave the fact community and turn into a parody account after they spend a while in the fact community.
Person 1: I heard you own a fact account. How is it?
Person 2: It's alright, but the community has some drama going on right now.
Person 2: It's alright, but the community has some drama going on right now.
by Macabitz September 7, 2021
"My man cactus I love him that's a fact-us" Rapper chris "crispy" monk wishes to describe his love for a friend as a fact
by HorsesInTheBack July 18, 2019
by Emilemineminem August 30, 2022
A term that REALLY just fucking means lies, but thanks to postmodernism, we're not allowed to call them that anymore, because everyone's viewpoint is equally valid, there is no such thing as a false narrative, and everyone is entitled to their own personal reality.
You say the sun is made of hydrogen and helium, I say it's made of whale farts and silly string! Those are my alternative facts! Nobody is right or wrong, there is no such thing as objectivity, we have to respect everyone's viewpoint!
by q359 July 25, 2023
Someone who is oversensitive to facts, especially when it does not conform to their current beliefs. It's usually a close-minded person too proud or stubborn to admit when they are wrong or when someone they admire is wrong. In debates it's commonly accompanied by talking over the other person or as loud as possible to stop the flow of facts.
As a religious man, Bob went against the overwhelming consensus of the scientific community by refuting evolution on national TV in spite of all the facts. Bob interrupted by quoting scripture as the scientist tried to explain radiometric dating. Bob must have fact allergy.
by zin90 March 14, 2018
these are facts that nobody will pay attention to, because it is amazingly stupid. if you actually look at amazingly stupid real facts, then you probably don't have an A in math.
by YAYMANYAY November 2, 2022