when Alicia kicked me in the testicles because I called her "fat."

you see a regular bitch would have just called me a "faggot" but being a "bitch-and-a-half" she opted to save her voice, and simply attack my manhood.
by Andrew Banta November 4, 2005
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more than a bitch, less than a bitch and 5/8ths and definitely less than a bitch and 3/4's...
she did what ?! WHATTA BITCH AND A HALF !

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by whatta bitchh January 21, 2011
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A distance or amount that would be unpleasant to endure.
That tree was a bitch in a half to move.
by Doah March 17, 2008
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When you are fingering a girl, but unsure of how many fingers to use, you decide that 4 fingers is the best option. The orientation of your 4 fingers should be vertical, in the same plane as the vagina.
Daaaaaamn! You sawed a bitch in half?!?! She must be loose AF!
by Barncat6969 January 14, 2017
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When someone, usually female, is so much of a shit person that the term "bitch" no longer is sufficient to describe them. It can also be applied to difficult a task or situation.
Use 1, of a person: My whore of an ex cheated on me 7 times! What a bitch and a half!
Use 2, Replacing the alternator on a GM product is a bitch and a half, man!
by icantthinkofausername777 October 23, 2020
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when calling someone a "bitch" just isn't good enough,
fractions speak louder than words....
That teacher was a real bitch in a half today

(someone snaps at you for no apparent reason)
response: Well your a real bitch in a half today huh?
by sleep on the job December 12, 2010
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