nat: Dude see that dead green rotting pussy over there..it's a bernie :|

there goes the end of my wet dream
by NADAANTHENDOFDREAMS May 3, 2010
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Sending information late, taking last second to do anything. being lazy, like weekend at bernie`s, only works on his own time with music,.
This guy at work is always pulling a Bernie.. I bernie-ed last night when i was suppost to clean the kitchen when my Mom was on the way home.
by The 0 Jackel 0 August 9, 2013
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The best of all of the male human species. Works tirelessly and plays hard. Would move Heaven and Hell to ensure his family is safe and feels loved. Berny's are amazingly handsome and gentle lovers. They are quick to learn how to parent and are kind to animals. Every man should aspire to be a Berny.
The most amazing man on the planet Earth wears the name Berny.
by WordWizardRYM December 20, 2016
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Dead.
Comes from the "Weekend at Bernie's" movies where a couple of idiots drag their dead boss all over the place and convince people that he's alive.
"Oh yeah! This party is off the chain!"
"Shut up bitch. It's bernie, and I'm gonna be swayze."

"So how was Ermelinda in the sack last night?"
"Bernie, man. Like a cold, bernie fish."

"So I hear Grandpa Fred's been circling the drain lately. Did he buy the farm yet?"
"Hell yeah dogg, he's bernie. Cancer."
by Nick D October 27, 2003
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A BERNie is a BURNout, a pothead, someone who had a life that was running smoothly till he woke up one day malude
"Check out that Bernie over there"

"Oh that's jay, he used to be cool till he got malude"

"thats a shame"
by d vengeance October 8, 2006
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To be cheated or short changed out of money. To be ripped off. to be taken by another. Derived from the bernie Maddoff scandel whre he ripped off investors for 60 billion dollars
When getting change back at the cash register, the cashier short changes you. "excuse me sir or madam you just "bernied" me."
by egraffam March 12, 2009
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A word used in poker that means to hide or stash away.
Don't bernie your chips!
by ChipWinner February 5, 2010
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