A man who is such a dick, he isn't just a dick, he is a bag of dicks.
by AlohaTaco November 24, 2016
by derpinferp October 11, 2011
A hysterical anonymous prank you can send from the company Ship Your Enemies Glitter (shipyourenemiesglitter.com) to someone you love or hate.
by RustyDoggers September 9, 2023
When a bunch of your friends are pissing you off, you may wish to suggest that they consume bags of dick.
My friend Josh from Van City was being a grammar Nazi, suggesting that my poetry was not up to snuff. As a Master of the English language, I took his suggestion under advisement and promptly told him he should eat many bags of dick.
by 1truegugger January 20, 2015
An expression popularized by Louis CK in a comedy routine in which he explains his experience while sitting in bumper to bumper traffic on the Hollywood freeway. He pissed off another driver that yelled to him "Eat a bag of dicks!" The comedian found humor in an insult involving a bag of dicks from a motorists that was as dumb as a bag of hammers. With hammers every problem looks like a nail, with A Bags of Dicks you can cope with all the cunts on the freeway at rush hour.
by Bob Who April 29, 2020
Before the invention of pie, there was a need for a food to use in eating competitions. The food used became the penises of dead villagers. Since homosexuality was viewed as "wicked" in the days of yor, and the homosexuals typically won the penis, or dick, eating contests, it was a quite insulting remark at the time to utter to a fellow villager. Since then, the remark has lost some meaning, but remains insulting nonetheless.
Mr. Yegendorf, you're my lawyer and supposed to be trustworthy, but I don't think I can trust you anymore!
Oh? Well as your attorney, I advise you to eat a bag of dicks.
Oh? Well as your attorney, I advise you to eat a bag of dicks.
by Tim Anderson April 23, 2004
by SuezeeSmurd January 6, 2019