THE MOTHERFUCKING BEST ACTING MOTHERFUCKER SINCE MARLON MOTHERFUCKING BRANDO. SAMUEL L MOTHERFUCKING JACKSON HAS ACTED IN EVERY MOTHERFUCKING MOVIE EVER MADE. ROYAL WITH CHEESE. MOTHERFUCK.
by zer0t October 26, 2011
Somebody who, if you are white, would probably make you kill yourself if you had to sit across from them on a train.
by jrich69 May 12, 2006
The most whored actor in film history, will appear in anything for the right amount of cash.
Will be in 90% of films being made by the time we get to 2010
Will be in 90% of films being made by the time we get to 2010
"A film about Snakes... on a plane? You bet your mother fuckin' ass I'll be in that"
"A film about aliens who blow up the planet, fix it to blow it up again then fuck us all in the ass and I'll love it? I'm not sure...
You'll pay me 10 million dollars to be in it?! Sign me up nigga!"
All quotes I overheard Samuel L. Jackson say them
"A film about aliens who blow up the planet, fix it to blow it up again then fuck us all in the ass and I'll love it? I'm not sure...
You'll pay me 10 million dollars to be in it?! Sign me up nigga!"
All quotes I overheard Samuel L. Jackson say them
by Kieren and Grae July 22, 2006
by roxxor February 19, 2004
That nigga is like a Mo'Fucking Samuel L. Blackson
by AnusTiedAroundMyNeck April 13, 2018
Did you here if that new movie was good or not?
not yet, but samuel l jackson is in it so its garenteed to be bad-ass
not yet, but samuel l jackson is in it so its garenteed to be bad-ass
by pirate-ninja of death October 16, 2006
I drank a 12 pack of Samuel L. Jackson and nailed this fat bitch. After her boyfriend showed up with his crew, I kicked the shit out of them.
by Act As If June 10, 2004