A penis that is bent or crooked, not directly straight from end to end.
A Bill Clinton
is a penis that is not straight. See Bill Clinton for more.
The sexual act of recieving felatio while maintianing a perfect telephone conversation. Mastery of this act is considered achieved if one can ejaculate during the conversation without the person on the line suspecting anything is abnormal.
My mom called last night and just to mess with me Suzie gave me A Bill Clinton.
A picture of the Washinton Monument as the poser's penis while sitting somewhere on the National Mall in DC. A picture is considered a "scandal" if the poser gets a female to "Monica" the monument.
Dude I got A Bill Clinton in DC this weekend