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1. 99 Problems
to have a lot of problems, but not girl problems.
from Jay–Z's song 99 problems, produced by Rick Rubin.
guy 1: "hey man, what's up with you and that girl from 5th period?"

guy 2: "99 problems man, 99 problems."

guy 1: "nice!"
by boom boom b Jul 26, 2004 add a video
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