The math problem of the day on Valentines Day. If you wrote this down on paper (not exactly the same as mine or you wont succeed) and cut that in half you will see a message. What is it? I LOVE YOU? Boy, you are right. It is lovely!
Person one: *writes down 128 √(e × 980) on Valentines Day*
Person two: Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
Person one: *erases top half*
Person one: There you are!
Person two: 😍 (❤‿❤ )
When you whack a person in the face, breaking his/her eyeglasses and they ask you for a crazy sum of money as compensation. This is known as getting 980'ed.
Friend 1: I accidentally broke that dude's glasses and he asked me for 980 freaking dollars for that! Can you believe it?
Friend 2: Wow, you are totally getting 980'ed!
A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.
Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.