The hand warmer 9000 is a version of a hand job where instead of just the motion of a normal hand job, someone increases speed and pressure of their grip until the male penis begins to heat up and turn red do to the friction caused by the speed and pressure of someone’s hand in the vertical up and down motion.
Male: “Hey babe can you give me the hand warmer 9000?”
Female: “yeah of course I can”
by Yesdadyes January 4, 2020
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A Person who Eats Ass like a mechanical robot
Joe: Hey Steve Wanna eat me out?
Steve: YEAH BOY IMA EAT THAT ASS LIKE A ASS EATER 9000
by jhionly April 6, 2023
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oscar: hey have you heard of the rock cock killer 9000? It is a great tool

rayan: no i have not what is this product
by THE J!!! March 10, 2022
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