A state in which you need to poo really, really bad to the point where a large turd is turtle-heading or about to exit on it's own; Often occurs soon after waking up or after a big meal; Also occurs approximately 9 - 10 hours after large feasts and may be occur prematurely when preceded by meals high in fiber.
NOTE: May be accompanied by contractions and a dilated anus.
NOTE: May be accompanied by contractions and a dilated anus.
by TheJizzerOfOz March 3, 2011