I'm 7 days

Instead of saying " I'm weak ", you would say " I'm 7 days " because 7 days is a week and weak and week have the same pronunciation.

Chris : knock knock.
Brandon : who is there ?
Chris : Goke ...

Brandon : Goke who ? ... OOHHH I GET IT HAHAHAH I'M 7 DAYS BRO!

by your local yay arean April 11, 2017

7 Days to die

A game with music that breaks your ears/headphones.

Boy" hey want to play 7 days to die" Friend yeah sure let me just get some ear plugs.

by Dark_bloo May 23, 2019

the 7 day theory

also known as the don killuminati. An album by 2pac shakur. So called because the title song was thought of, written, composed and released in 7 days. The number 7 is related to the belief tha 2pac is alive.
e.g. his age when he "died" 25 (2+5=7) and the fact that he survived for 7 days before he "died".

person1: have you heard the seven day theory?

person2: Not only have i heard it but i believe it!!

by tobio June 22, 2004

The 7 Day Theory

The theory of 2pac faking his death. The number 7 is involved with this theory.

2pac is alive cuz the 7 day theory says so.

by jerome December 6, 2003

7 Day Challenge

To abstain from ejaculation for a full week. A true test of manhood, especially among a group of friends. It is unclear if the 7DC is more difficult while being single (masturbation) or in a relationship (intercourse).

Jesse: "What's up dog? Did you know if you don't ejaculate for 7 days your Testosterone levels go up 40 something percent? I tried to do the 7 Day Challenge but I failed. You should try."

Kyle: " Challenge accepted "

by TheRealKon June 28, 2011

The 7 Day Theory

Tupac Shakur faked his own death, son!

Of course Tupac is alive! The 7 Day Theory is correct, son! I saw Tupac the other day ... he was working at a Country Fair with Elvis & President Kennedy!

by Da Nastee One December 19, 2006

7 day DL

A man friendly way for a girl to say that she's on her period.

Sorry Jay, not tonight. I'm on the 7 day DL.

by Jay Wiech September 21, 2006