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59
When a woman lies sideways on top of a man, bellybutton on bellybutton, and jerks the man off with one hand, and forces her other hand in the mans face and mouth, to the point of exhaustion.
1. "Dude, it got really nuts last night with Michelle, she actually winded up giving me a 59."

2. "I couldn't believe it but i saw this video of Paris Hilton giving this dude a 59. It was intense."
by BrendoBot August 01, 2010
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59
basically to be used instead of the word check
i am unsure of something, i better 59 it

oi pal, 59 these new shoes
by The Alpha Dog April 14, 2010
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5.9
Synonym for average. Derives from 5.9 inches being the average penis length in human males. It is pronounced without the decimal point. ("Five-Nine")
Yo man, how was transformers 2?
Ehh. it was pretty 5.9
Really?
Yeah.. but you got to see Megan Fox panties shot, so its so worth it
by Lord Takatcchipenn June 24, 2009
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5-9
1. a code word for codeine
Luis- "Hey fool, you got tha 5-9?"

Rob "Oh fo sho! What you think this is?
Kindergarden? 3 bucks a pop"
by -=Rob to da 5-9=- August 06, 2008
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59!
Found in the Year 2010 by Max, a psyeudonym for insult but nobody rly knows what it means:o
59!, HAHAHAHAH
by Dr.Ev1l January 20, 2011
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5.9
Natural Ice beer. (Referring to the ABV of the specific beverage.) Term originated in San Diego, CA.
Person 1: "what you doing tonight?"
Person 2: "drinking that 5.9..."
by pbroots March 07, 2011
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5-9
Verb: meaning something stupid. To pull a 5-9 is to say and/or do something that many would consider institutionalizing you for.

Noun: used as a nickname for someone who has repeatedly done or said stupid things that you don't want them to live it down.
Timmy pulled a real 5-9 when he announced his poker hand before betting! From this day forward he will be strictly known as 5-9!
by Steve Christensen December 17, 2007
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5-9
pronounced "Five to Nine". Used when i girl walks past, or tries to PU you or one of your mates, who is under the legal age of consent, but has done herself up so she looks quote "Old enough to F*ck".
Sherm:5-9
swissBoy: haha *nods* 5-9 indeed
theBrother: no for me
Sherm: hahahhahaha
by ricky (shermz) December 09, 2005
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