50p Lil

A dirty, old, fat, Indian prostitute living in Northampton who will do anything for 50p.

Your mum is 50p Lil, you dirty tramp
Your mum is a dirty, slutty, fat, of prostitute, you dirty tramp.

by Stew_ July 15, 2006

50p lifesaver

Slang for condomn. (popular with underage teenagers)

" i was fucking lucky i had that 50p lifesaver!"

by Ash February 16, 2005

50p 20p

The fluctuating dilation of the anus after a traumatic event, that makes it reflect the differing sizes of the British 50 pence and 20 pence coins (both coins are hexagonal).

Phone conversation.

Friend: "What's up man?"

Sufferer: "Dude, I've eaten nothing but white bread for three days and I've just had my first shit."

Friend: "Woah, nightmare!"

Sufferer: "Tell me about it, I've been curled up on the couch for the past hour and a half sucking my thumb while my ass is all '50p 20p'."

by Rydo December 20, 2010

50P Head Kezza

50P Head Kezza is an urban myth caused by the misconception of someone seeing him in the fog murdering a priest and only identified the shape of his head over time this went from an old wife’s tale to an urban legend. The legend says that if you run into 50P Head Kezza he will smack you in the bollocks and leave a 50P lodged in your skull.

Shit watch out for 50P Head Kezza
Fifty-P head kezz-A

by lil yid April 24, 2019

50p or 50 pence

this term is often used in ball sports when the person fucks up the shot or pass.

Pass us the baw *ball flies in opposite direction* haha ur shit 50p or 50 pence foot!

by jismism December 11, 2008

I've got 50p, fuck you

When you only have 50p to pay for something.

Person: "How much is this?"

Person 2: "That's 2£ sir"

Person: "i've got 50p, fuck you" *leaves store with product*

Person 2: "that's not good my brudda!"

by 69Xxx_pussy_slayer_xxX69 February 11, 2021

shit in ur mom's mouth for 50p

the act of excreting bodily waste into somebody's mother's mouth for the amount of 50p or half a pound, or even half a dollar if u are american.

person 1: dude, ur mom is dead!
person 2: oh yeah? well i shit in ur mom's mouth, for 50p. Half a pound! or 'dollar' if u are american
person 1 and 2: hahahahhahahahhaha

by chris cringle September 6, 2004