Audi 5000s 

A full size luxury/sports sedan made by Audi in the late 70's till late 80's (later became the model 100). back in the day it was Audi's flagship car had many features such as all wheel disc breaks(type 44 models) electronic climate control hydro power steering/power breaks power seats power windows vacuum powered locks power sunroof. these cars have a 5 cylinder slant engine that has Bosch csi injection they also got a bad rep for unintended acceleration which 60 minutes made a fake rig to make the car speed up on its own. which almost causing Audi to quit selling cars in the states.

Mark:"what kind of car do you have man"
Me:"I have a 1986 Audi 5000s"

Audi 5000s by xXDEADINSIDEXx May 14, 2010

DoucheTron 5000 

DoucheTron 5000 is the robot version of Trump. It is programmed to only lie and fraudulently cheat and alienate all who have the misfortune to cross its path. It automatically grabs any woman's pussy within reach. DoucheTron 5000 also takes massive dumps like its "human" counterpart. Its main weakness is its fragile ego software.

DoucheTron 5000 had a meltdown today when confronted with irrefutable facts and logic.

DoucheTron 5000 by EightBall July 23, 2018

Nigger 5000

a big cotton picking tractor

you know Joe down the street? yeah he got one of them new nigger 5000's. works like a charm. picks cotton faster than any of my niggers.

Nigger 5000 by blargalarga June 24, 2015

gawk gawk 5000XL 

Classed as a general anaesthetic and the post-nut clarity is comparable to insomnia symptoms .

friend 1 : how'd it go last night with molly?
friend 2 : bro she gave me the gawk gawk 5000XL,
friend 1: nawww, where she leave you?
friend 2: in the shadow realm bro

gawk gawk 5000XL by homiedrippin November 18, 2020

Chicken nugget 5000 

Group that Sebee forces people to join

Sebee: DO U WAT RECRUIT? JOIN CHICKEN NUGGET 5000 AND GIVE ROBUK ALSO USE STAR CODE SEBEE

Chicken nugget 5000 by sd8322 May 31, 2021

Faggotron-5000 

When somebody is being so extremely unenjoyable and faggot-like, you can't think of any other word to call them except for Faggotron-5000.

Man, Jeff won't quit cock-blocking me in front of Linda, what a Faggotron-5000!

Faggotron-5000 by FreakinFreakk July 28, 2011

Audi 5000 

An adjective desribing one or more people who intend on leaving a particular place. Audi's model 5000 sedan was plagued with a problem charcterized by unintended acceleration, in which drivers' complained that the vehicle lurched forward when their foot was on the brake pedal. In reality, it turned out that the acclerator and brake pedals were unusually close together. This is why Audi 5000 is associated with leaving quickly, because that is what this vehicle did when some old fartknocker hit the gas instead of the brakes.

"I'm Audi 5000". or "I'm Audi".

Audi 5000 by Big Pimp March 1, 2005