May 5

Emma: “Hey It’s may 5, you know what that means”

Jared: Of course I know! Here’s my hoodie!

by jahaianwnkjsnw May 5, 2020

This day is national Grumio day. You have to bring your biggest spoon wherever you go to show your support to Grumio/

Omg its May 5 time to get my spoon.

by Anti404 January 13, 2022

may 5

tanja's day and everyone should worship her on that day n all hot milfs should slide into her dms on that day

what date is today?
-may 5th
OHH IT'S TANJA'S DAY!!!

by badbleeppetar May 5, 2021

May 5 is throw your small friend day!

"Hey, why did you throw your friend?!"
"Relax, it's may 5th!"

Someone’s tries to kill you but it’s may 5th (you’re birthday) “imma BAD BITCH YOU CAN KILL ME”

by ASTRXO August 8, 2021

Guy: *slaps Girl's ass after he humps her*
Girl: you are lucky it's May 5

the day the person you’ve been crushing on is finally yours and you last a long time with them in a good relationship

yes it’s may 5!
and? it’s just a day
no, toms, going to ask me out!

by March 31, 2022