May 5

National Respect a Woman Day

Where you show some love the old fashioned way for that girl you like or just a friend!

Jack: Woah how’d you get your girl to love you like that?
Adam: May 5th, dude. Love her. Don’t treat her like an item. She’s perfect.

by Idk.anonymous May 1, 2019

May 5

If you're born on may 5 that means ur so fucking hot like bro I believe you can get ur fucking crush just by a wink. May 5 is when HOT people are born. Ur also crazy. crazy as fuck. BUT MAN LIKE IM NOT EVEN GONNA LIE UR HOTTER THAN THE BOTTOM OF MY LAPTOP.

"omg my crush is so fucking hot"
"prob born on may 5"
"how tf you know that"

by Ayko < 3 August 10, 2022

May 5

This day was when the most beautiful, smart, and loving dancer was born. Whoever’s birthday that is May 5th is an angel. Please give them your love.❤️💕

-Alina Liu
I hope you have a great birthday
May 5th

by Dapper Goat November 22, 2019

May 5

National Pop a Tittie day

Baby girl it’s May 5
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by Randomlynored May 4, 2022

May 5

The national day you text your crush saying that you love him/her.

Tristan: Hi Emma, it's May 5. Haply birthday!
Emma: Thank You!
Tristan: I have been thinking to tell you about this for a while so here I go. I love you.
Emma: Awww I love you too.

by TAS+EP=Love September 30, 2021

May 5

All the best people in the whole freaking world were born on this day. They are sexy, kind, and smart as hell. If you’re lucky enough to know a girl born on May 5 you should totally date her.

Wow! This girl is smoking hot! She was definitely born on May 5

by Melefofonim November 25, 2019

May 5

this guy has a massive dick like he could make you not walk for over a month with his really biggggggg cock

he was born may 5 this guy has a massive dick big 😩

by emmy_thebug January 11, 2022