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Shoot Myself in the Face 5 Times 

When something goes so terribly wrong you want to shoot yourself in the face five times, but pissed because you can only do it once
"SO did you kiss her yet?"

"Yeah, worse kisser of all time. Fucking want to shoot myself in the face 5 times."

February the 14th National slap ur short friend round round the head approximately 5 times 

Slap ur short friend round the head 5 times on Feb 14th -GL hehehehe
February the 14th National slap ur short friend round round the head approximately 5 times

Fast Times at 53 minutes 5 seconds 

A moment people who like Boobies enjoy pausing.
Steve Harrington : Do you know who pauses Fast Times at 53 minutes 5 seconds ? People who likes boobies, Robin !
Robin : Ew ! Gross. Don't say Boobies.
Steve : It's not a big deal, okay ? I like Boobies, you like boobies.

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