5 Hour Energy

Hotel shampoo relabeled as an energy supplement.

"5 Hour Energy smells and tastes like shampoo, so I decided to use it on my hair. My hair has never had more sheen and bounce."

5 Hour Energy by ruste November 3, 2012

5 hour energy

Crappy 5 hour energy shot that students use to stay up to do homework.
It really just makes you jittery

"AAAAAH, I drank too many 5 hour energies!"

"This 5 hour energy is the reason for my success!"

5 hour energy by Sue Pirnova September 26, 2008

5 Hour Ass-Rape 

Drink comprised of 5 Hour energy shot and Patrón, or any Tequila. Mixed like many other bomb shots...i.e. Jager Bombs.

Bar-Mate One: "Have you ever been to club ACME?"
Bar-Mate Two: "Yeah, but only when I'm in the mood for a good 5 Hour Ass-Rape."
Bar-Mate One: "WTF-mate you just made me gavomit?!?!"
Bar-Mate Two: "Yeah, tequila makes your clothes fall off, but with 5 Hour energy, helps you stay awake for it."

5 Hour Ass-Rape by bizarrechaos August 2, 2010

5 hour boner 

A drink made popular in Iowa which involves a shot of Vodka mixed with a full bottle of "5 hour energy drink." Legend tells that after consuming said drink, men will have youthful, erection-induced energy that should result in a phone call to a physician. Whereas women feel like they have just taken a hit of cocaine mixed with speed.

Guy 1: "What do you want to do tonight? I'm pretty tired."
Guy 2: "Dude....let's hit up some 5 hour boners and tear it up."

5 hour boner by Dr. Bulldog October 18, 2010

5 Hour Energy

Dear 5 Hour Energy, how do I love thee let me count the ways. I love you because you instantly take me from feeling like I'm 68 to 19 all over again, I love you because you make me happy like a hippie in a daisy field, I love you because you make me feel rockin like Bon Jovi in 1986, I love you because you make me productive like Serpico even if the task at hand is rough. Love, Elisabeth Jane ♥

Ass kicking aweseomeness is obtained by drinking 5 Hour Energy!!!

5 Hour Energy by Elisabeth Jane March 4, 2011

5 hour dick 

Girl, if you get five hour dick, you will be in a wheelchair. You will be in so much pain, not even medicine will help that pussy of yours.

girl: "Girl, tell me you did not just get some 5 hour dick."
girl 2: "Girl....I can't move."

5 hour dick by E.m.0_style January 26, 2020

5 hour energy

The product of an act of sexual pleasure (blowjob)which is consumed via the mouth down the esophagus and into the digestive tract which provides to the recipient 5 hours of continuous, uninterrupted energy without the crash or jitters of a typical energy supplement. 5 hour energy can also be used as spreads on cakes, breads, and other various epicurean delights such as a creamy 5 hour energy milk shake which we recommend to be consumed via straw to prevent tooth decay.

Becky pleased Scott and can pull an all-nighter in return.

"Becky, please just suck my dick!"

"No Scott, I won't be able to enter into a slumber tonight!"

For a healthy, low carb energy snack, use 5 hour energy as a dip for your favorite fruits and vegetables.

5 hour energy by Nayr and Nagem April 3, 2009