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5 foot fakeout 

Similar to the '50 yard fakeout,' where a guy/girl looks exceptionally attractive from far away, but once you get within 5 feet they look not-so-great/pretty ugly.
I thought he was really hot, but then he got closer and it was Definitely a 5 foot fakeout!! so embarassing, I turned away reaaaal quick

I went over to buy her a drink, but it was a trick!! 5 foot fakeout!!...so I ended up walking past her instead...it was awkward
5 foot fakeout by K.Lau May 28, 2010
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5 foot nothing 

Rudy's size in the movie Rudy.
Rudy calm down, you're 5 foot nothing a hundred and twenty pounds! I know that coach, but I can do this, just give me a chance!
5 foot nothing by Solid Mantis July 31, 2016

5 foot-nothing 

Someone who is 5 feet tall
"how tall is your sister?"
"5 foot-nothing"

5 foot 1 

She’s 5 foot 1 and cute.
5 foot 1 by anonymous April 23, 2022

5 foot rule 

Don't stand five feet in front of me or I'll stick my sick in your ass
When Austin gets in chucks way during fifa he can declare the 5 foot rule
5 foot rule by crazyn1nja01 March 20, 2015

5 Foot Fanny 

Typically a Jason McKenzie or Trent McMahon type character. Often found pussy footing around the sesh cause they’re “whipped”
A Jason McKenzie A.K.A a 5 Foot Fanny was found tied to the bed being repeatedly whipped by his misses while Trent McMahon proceeds to keep the tiles clean and look after the kids at the mercy of the one they name “Jess”.
5 Foot Fanny by Jason’s Dad December 5, 2020

5 foot 8 

Some guy: Bro I want a 5 foot 8 girl so bad

His friend: Same they’re literally perfect
5 foot 8 by Roooooooo December 20, 2024