5:00 deuce 

Its when you are at work and you had a big lunch....then you have to take a dump just before you leave. The 5:00 deuce!

Where is Jason? he is taking a 5:00 deuce!

5:00 deuce by Dward6351 March 7, 2012

It's 5:00 somewhere 

The best excuse to justify drinking/getting wasted whenever, wherever. Also works for "It's 4:20 somewhere" (although neither are necessarily always true).

"It's only half past 12, but I don't care...It's 5 o'clock somewhere." -Alan Jackson and Jimmy Buffett ("It's 5:00 somewhere")

Kathy: "Stu. It's 9 AM. Get your lazy ass to work."
Stu: "Haha I'm fucking wasted bitch. I just polished off that fifth of Jack over there."
Kathy: "What the fuck are you doing getting drunk at 9 in the morning? When you get fired what how are we going to feed our poor starving little children?"
Stu: "Shut up bitch, it's 5:00 somewhere. Don't blow my buzz."

It's 5:00 somewhere by Nick D October 13, 2003

Joint to 5:00 

Time that comes after Beer :30

Man-Hey what time is it ?

Dude-I looked about a Hour and a half ago so it must be Joint to 5:00

Joint to 5:00 by troubledemon March 17, 2010

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outey 5,000 

Your’re out, peace, bye suckers!

1 gets up to leave a room, turns to 2 and 3 and says, I’m outey 5,000 suckers.

outey 5,000 by Blind4real000 March 15, 2021

Be a ROM for 5,000 years. 

a popular phrase in Japanese BBSs that is used to tell an ignorant and/or inexperienced member not to post a message; ROM is an acronym for Read Only Member

Hey, n00b, be a ROM for 5,000 years.

Be a ROM for 5,000 years. by Abajian December 26, 2005

5,000th Amendment

The 5,000th amendment makes it a crime to give students homework in the United States.

The 5,000th Amendment makes it a crime to give Homework.

5,000th Amendment by Benjamin K, lead scientist November 10, 2020