5 Inches

a perfectly fine amount for a male to have. Do not be discouraged when woman laugh at your size as they do not even have 1 inch to start with.

Man, i whipped it out and she started laughing at my '5 Inches'.

by RealNiggaAndar May 31, 2018

5 inches

Guy: Yo, my **** is 5 inches!
Girl: That's fine baby!

by emmy_exe November 3, 2020

When you start thinking about that girl called Samantha you grow five more inches not in height

Guy I started thinking about Samantha and I just grew 5 inches

Cool... walks away

When your guy bestfriend makes a joke about his small peen but it’s true :(

mike jackson: yeah bitch my dick is .5 inches

me: haha small ass.

by eatmyassrachel May 26, 2019

Slapping a woman around the face with your dick, instead of having her suck you off.

She was hot and she was wiling to give me a blowjob, but her breath REALLY smelled, so I 5 inch hammered her.

by Rozzarunner July 16, 2013

5 inches is not long enough

by si papi daddy January 18, 2021

Someone who exaggerates there penis size, when they are below 5'2

Guys I'm not small, I have a 5 inch penis.

by snakles__530 January 17, 2017