The best fucking machine ever invented, after the computer.
John- "I would rather play my Xbox 360 that have sex with Carmen Electra!"

Ralph- "Not sure I would do that, buddy."
by DGlaze April 11, 2007
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A complete and utter piece of technological Shite. If not properly maintained, this console WILL crash in no more than One and a Half (182.5 days)years.
disgruntled XBOX 360 gamer: "hey man, my second 360 just Red Ringed, and my warrenty Expired six months ago, while it was still in the store. I have no money to renew my warrenty, so what should I do?"

PS3 owner: "Feed your XBOX 360 full of 5.56 rounds and get a Playstation 3. Ive had mine since they were first released and it works like a charm."

Disgruntled XBOX 360 gamer: " Thanks for the advise, your a GENIOUS!!! Stand back...."BANG BANG BANG...sizzle sizzle
by Maerunes Daegon September 13, 2009
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we all know its the best system out there because teh graphics are godly and it isnt 700 fucking dollars like the PS3. Even though it is the best system in terms of gaming, it breaks so damn easily that i turned it on and it broke. I though i got lucky when i bought one of the first xbox 360s that were all glitchy and mine didnt freeze, but then it broke a few months before my warranty expired. THANK GOD FOR THE ONE YEAR WARRANTY!
I had an xbox 360 and it was the best gaming system ever...and then it broke after 9 months. It was gay.
by an xbox 360 fan November 8, 2006
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A video games console that will die, eventually.

The second generation of Microsoft's video games system, Xbox. It is cool, enjoyable and a successful attempt from Microsoft except the fact that it will eventually die.

There are several causes of death: a heart attack (RRoD in term of the 360), E 74 error, overheating that causes RRoD...etc.
"Dude, my Xbox 360 died last night. The cause of death is (a heart attack) RRoD'. The good news is I think a can use it as disco lights from now on."

"E 74 killed my 360. Curse you Microsoft!"
by GTX1 April 1, 2010
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The best next gen gaming console, due to a great game selection and especially Xbox Live. PS3 and Xbox 360 have similar graphics, but the Xbox's online gameplay is what makes it superior. Until PS3 finds their version of Xbox Live, the 360 will stay on top. The only downfall of Xbox 360 is the bad software, resulting in the red ring of death.
Xbox 360 owner: YEAH!!! I got 1000 achievement point on Call of Duty! What you got?
PS3 owner: Gay ass trophies.
by Fuckitall August 18, 2008
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a piece of shit game console invented by microsoft,has like five billion problems with it and has terrible graphics and its controller looks like bill gates cock
gamer:lets go play halo at my house on my xbox 360

cool guy:fuck no u faggot imma go play uncharted 2 on my ps3

gamer:u suck

cool guy:fuck u say! *punch in da face*
by drakeps3hd3 October 25, 2009
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Something that makes you turn 360 degrees and walk away
Why do they call it the Xbox 360? Because when you see it, you turn 360 degrees and walk away.
by bootfuck November 10, 2009
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