30 Ton War Machine

(A) A tank. (B) Quite possibly the best band to ever grace the earth with its music. The way this band plays its music will give you happy emotions and make you feel good inside. Once you hear this band you will never feel the need to ever listen to another band again. There really are no words to describe the amazing quality of this band, but if I had to do it in one word the word would be "Boysenberry" because that is my favorite fruit.

Really cool guy: Have you heard that band, 30 Ton War Machine?

Loser: No, are they any good?

Really cool guy: The best! Also, here's that 50 bucks I owe your really hot sister...make sure she gets that, yeah?

by 30 Ton War Machine's #1 Fan March 6, 2009

80-20-30-16

80-20-30-16, 80-20-30-16 you get a hit, you get a hit, you get a hit, you get a hit

80-20-30-16, 80-20-30-16 you get a hit

by HayyzeTV March 11, 2021

30 second microwave job

A blowjob so good it’s completed in 30 seconds.... or it can make ice cream melt. In a microwave for 30seconds

That boy just got a 30 second microwave job

by Rodeogirl777 March 1, 2018

30 Day Policy

You give a girl 30 Days if she doesn’t interest you, sucks or fucks you block her

Boy:Your 30 day policy is almost up

Girl:Oh?

by 30 Day Policy January 12, 2023

30 second lesson

Beat the shit out of someone for 30 seconds

Keep running that mouth and I'm gonna give you the 30 second lesson

by Big Hock September 18, 2021

30 by Adele

Adele's new album. It's so good, heart wrenching, angelic, emotional, no words to describe how amazing.

I recommend listening to it. It's about one of the hardest parts in her life, but still she found a way to make it feel like a big hug. I love her and her music, this album really is just so great. :(

"Stream 30 by Adele"
"Adele's new album, 30, had me crying."

by froggiemylove November 23, 2021

30 april

30 april is national send Ass Pic Day

You just send random Ass pics to your friends remember 30 april

by Ilikebuttlers April 30, 2019