The mandaments of a portuguese university's professor
1st Mandament: Piu;
2nd Piu: Piu;
Piu piu: Piu;
When using Piu in a conversation:
- You automatically "win" the situation:
1) Reflects the argument, if the conversation is to continue
2) Ends the argument with no possible comeback
3) Or it can be used as a short version of "that's what you get"
Obs: Piu is known as bird's noise
1st Mandament: Piu;
2nd Piu: Piu;
Piu piu: Piu;
When using Piu in a conversation:
- You automatically "win" the situation:
1) Reflects the argument, if the conversation is to continue
2) Ends the argument with no possible comeback
3) Or it can be used as a short version of "that's what you get"
Obs: Piu is known as bird's noise
When using the 3 Piu Mandaments, there's no requirements, you just need to say "Piu" that's the whole foundation
1) Person 1: You're a dick!
Person 2: Piu
(Now Person 1 is the dick)
2) Same as 1) but Person 1 isn't the dick because Person 2 just doesn't care
3) Person 1: Ah s*** I didn't deliver the project on time
Person 2: Ohhh, piu.
1) Person 1: You're a dick!
Person 2: Piu
(Now Person 1 is the dick)
2) Same as 1) but Person 1 isn't the dick because Person 2 just doesn't care
3) Person 1: Ah s*** I didn't deliver the project on time
Person 2: Ohhh, piu.
by jeremiasoreidokuduro October 10, 2019