Military Slang - it refers to the attractiveness level of a partner or potential partner, (often temporary non-monogamous relationships with other military members), someone who's attractiveness rates as a 2 prior to deployment, but starts looking like a 9 after 5 months at war, but quickly transforms back into a 2 again when deployment is over.
E fucking nothing asks Corporal: "Dude, what's up with SGT Jones and that new girl in 3rd platoon, I thought he was married?"
Corporal responds to E fucking nothing: " Listen shit stain, Jones has already been here 16 months and that bitch is just a 292 so keep your fucking mouth shut about shit you don't know shit about."
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'