| 1. | Anna Paquin | ||
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A very hot actress who gained popularity from her role as Rogue in all three X-Men movies. She seems to have the real life uncanny ability to get hotter with every film. Jesus, did you see Anna Paquin in 25th hour? Holy fucking hotness, even her stomach was sexy.
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| 2. | night's over | ||
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Polite way to let a friend know that you need to leave some place fast because you LITERALLY shit your pants (sharted)or FIGURATIVELY shit the bed. If you just farted up the joint and need to leave you might say "night's over" as hyperbole. a: Night's over.
b: Why? a: I pooped my pants so lets get outta here fast. --------------- a: Night's over. b: Dude, we didn't eat all day, how'd you shart. a: I didn't shart, I just got rejected hard by the shot-girl, though, so we gotta bust outta here. -------------------------- This derives from the classic line in the movie 25th Hour: "Night's over. I sharted." |
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| 3. | Sway | ||
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For a complete definition, see the deleted scenes from Spike Lee's 25th Hour. (Does not lend itself to paraphrasing.)
"Sway helps you make money and money helps make you sway. But sway is not money." "Sway is walking into the best five star restaurant in the city, without a reservation and being seated immediately."
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| 4. | glee debris | ||
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The mess left over from holiday celebrations. See also Christmess. It only took us 10 minutes to open our presents, but it took us an hour to clean up the glee debris.
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| 5. | Lent Freebie | ||
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The 24 hour period exactly 9 months prior to Christmas (the birth of Christ) in which devoted Catholics may indulge in the "Feast of the Annunciation" foregoing Lenten sacrifices, deprivations, promises, etc. without fear of reprisal. In honor of Mary, on her Immaculate Conception. I gave up chocolate and alcohol for Lent, but a coworker's brother's priest said that we had a lent freebie today on the Feast of the Annunciation (March 25th).
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| 6. | Forest Whitaker Moment | ||
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Being able to name every movie, scene, other actors, and rolls played by an actor, but not knowing that actor's actual name. Also works for non-actor related incidences. Being able to name where a person lives, went to school, sports played, people dated and last time you saw them, but forgetting their name. Bro: Dude, whats that guys name, played in "Pride and Glory" with Colin Farrell? Skinny white guy. He was also in Fight Club, Incredible Hulk, 25th Hour when he walked that dog around in the beginning, the dude who was the main skin head in American History X?
Dude: Bro, that's Edward Norton! SUCH a Forest Whitaker Moment! |
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| 7. | chuck norris | ||
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better than god and jesus put together Chuck Norris uses ribbed condoms inside out, so he gets the pleasure.
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Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it is not because he is gay, but because he has run out of women. Macgyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips, but Chuck Norris can kill him and take it. Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean. Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants. If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds till." After you ask, "Two seconds to what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face. Chuck Norris only masturbates to pictures of Chuck Norris. Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother's womb. Shortly thereafter he grew a beard. Chuck Norris appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch." Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did. Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent. Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Sho... |
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