by tadeaseqqqqq December 27, 2019
This is the day, there were born so many beautiful people. Maybe you are one of them. You are a Libra that mean you are so weird but you are also cute!
by Cool_Same November 23, 2021
by Mightyblueberry November 23, 2021
by Saddam assad December 23, 2020
The fucking worst day ever. It’s the day before Christmas and it takes years for this day to get over with. If you try and go to sleep it’s fucking impossible.
Friend: hey bro it’s Christmas Eve!
Me: yeah?
Friend: it’s December 24, Christmas Eve so only one more day til Christmas.
Me: you mean a few more years
Me: yeah?
Friend: it’s December 24, Christmas Eve so only one more day til Christmas.
Me: you mean a few more years
by Chicken tender bitch October 17, 2021
This Day In Every Year Is National Be Nice To Matthew Day Which Means No Bullying Cause. It's Innapropriate And Violent.
"Matthew Your Perm Looks Might Fine Today"
"Matthew You Look Pretty Sexy Today Cuh"
"Matthew Your The Best And Nicest Person Ever (December 24)"
"Matthew You Look Pretty Sexy Today Cuh"
"Matthew Your The Best And Nicest Person Ever (December 24)"
by MattyRatty December 24, 2021
The measurements of the perfect female form. Of course this is only from the perspective of the body. If said female specimin has the boat race Face of Lena Dunham or Amy Schumer, all bets are off.
There are some things even the most perfect body cannot save from becoming a dumpster fire.
If you find a 36c-24-36 who is demure but sexy, wants to be a stay at home mother who home-schools your children, looks 10/10 with flour on her face whilst making your favorite cake after you've had a hard day at work, and says modern feminism is ridiculous, do everything you can to keep her for life. These creatures of feminine perfection are sadly on the decline. In fact one could say they are on the endangered species life!
There are some things even the most perfect body cannot save from becoming a dumpster fire.
If you find a 36c-24-36 who is demure but sexy, wants to be a stay at home mother who home-schools your children, looks 10/10 with flour on her face whilst making your favorite cake after you've had a hard day at work, and says modern feminism is ridiculous, do everything you can to keep her for life. These creatures of feminine perfection are sadly on the decline. In fact one could say they are on the endangered species life!
Jim: I just found a 36c-24-36 in the library and she was reading a book on baking perfect desserts. She had the face of an angel and she wasn't dressed like a slut with more cleavage on show than a pornhub teen.
Dave: Are you sure you're not dreaming? Those things are more rare than Unicorns or Dodo's
Dave: Are you sure you're not dreaming? Those things are more rare than Unicorns or Dodo's
by FeministKilla March 5, 2020