december 22

a real bitch was born and can’t tell her shit

damn girl you the shit born on december 22

by johnlow October 22, 2019

December 22

The day when a sensitive, suicidal, depressed, lonely kid was born

Friend:hey you were born on December 22 Me:ya why
Friend :Damn your life must suck

by The Chocolate bar April 20, 2020

December 22

If you ask your crush out on this day, they have to say yes.

Person: Do you wanna go out with me?
Crush: No, sorry, we‘re just friends...
Person: Well, but it’s December 22 so...

by hi ur cute December 22, 2019

December 22

December 22 is my birthday:))

Person 1: “Hey today is December 22, it’s Bryan’s birthday!”
Person 2: “I know. :)”

by December 22 December 21, 2020

december 22

national slap a boy in the face day

girl: watch out imma slap you
boy:but why?
girl: because december 22 is national slap a boy in the face day duhh

by peanutbuttercookies almost2020 December 22, 2019

December 22

December 22 is national....tell your crush you love them!

Tony:Hey Brian!Today is December 22!

Brian:In what significance does this have to do with me and our conversation?

Tony:December 22 is,national tell your crush you love them!Therefore,I love you Brian!

by parfaediia December 21, 2021

December 22

The day that everyone can say "Turtle" randomly when they see people

"Turtle" - number 1
"um what?" - number 2
"its december 22" - number 1
"Turtle" - number 2

by Da.weirdo December 22, 2021