This is the day the most beautiful and caring person in the world was born. You will never ever be alone, so many people are always thinking about you promise.
by cringe.af November 22, 2021
May 21st is the day we are all allowed to throw that one kid named Jacob down the stairs . We don’t care if he dies
by fuckyoujacob May 9, 2020
National Blowjob Day
After Christopher Columbus got off of the Mayflower (in may thus the name MAY-flower) the first thing he did was find the best kept Native American woman and in return for a sack of corn he was given the best blowjob of his life. His crew was so inspired by this that they all went out and did the same, and although they were completely out of corn, this tradition spread across Europe making May 21st national Blowjob day.
After Christopher Columbus got off of the Mayflower (in may thus the name MAY-flower) the first thing he did was find the best kept Native American woman and in return for a sack of corn he was given the best blowjob of his life. His crew was so inspired by this that they all went out and did the same, and although they were completely out of corn, this tradition spread across Europe making May 21st national Blowjob day.
“Hey man, you gonna be celebrating National Blowjob Day this year? It’s on May 21st”
“Hell yeah dude, I just need to find some corn”
“Hell yeah dude, I just need to find some corn”
by NBJD April 18, 2018
by Harley 👁🐣 May 21, 2019
by Tayble October 22, 2019
National fuck that boy named Jacob day. On this day, it is tradition to throw that one boy named Jacob down a flight of stairs.
by fuckyoujacob May 9, 2020