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presidential election 2004 

a) the day we americans re-elected the asshole that killed off so many Iraqis and even our own soldiers

b) the day we americans re-elected the asshole who put us in the deepest national debt since the Great Depression

c) the day we americans re-elected the asshole who wants to merge church and state and is against 2 guys kissing but not 20 terrorists fucking up our nation

d) the day we americans did not elect the other idiot (kerry) who probably would have done just as bad a job but at least he wasn't a fucking right-winger

e) the day i almost shot myself, america is so stupid
i can't believe that all you fuckers listened to the goddamn ads that said to "VOTE BUSH: presidential election 2004". America's fucked. So next time, can we please elect billie joe armstrong? who has been running ever since 2000?
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2004 Presidential Election

The time when the American public must decide who they want to fuck up their country for the next 4 years.
Flip a quarter and vote accordingly...

Election 2004 

What the world refers to when they're sitting around telling jokes about America.
All other nations : Hey I hope America's '04 candidates IQ's catch up with their inflation rate.

Everyone but America: -laughs-
Election 2004 by Taintfuck September 25, 2004

Election 2004 

The first experiment in rigging electronic voting machines to see if it succeeds in stealing an election. It worked.
Cool, Election 2004 was a resounding success. Republicanazis were able to steal another election. Now on to 08.
Election 2004 by AntiGop April 22, 2005

2004 Presidential Elections

The election

A 24/7 show on North American television where two lying, cheating and very rich puppets on strings try to persuade the dumbass inhabitant of the Unites States that the other puppet is filthy lucre. Astonishingly enough, those inhabitants actually believe what is said. The rest of the world is watching this puppet show in disbelief. One of the puppets on strings is the best liar and becomes President of the United States. There the winner-puppet will make sure that the rich are getting richer and the poor are getting poorer and that the worlds natural environment gets polluted even more.
Puppet on strings demolishes our World

2004 Presidential Elections

The plural of the 2004 Presidential Election, of which we are sure to have more than one of.
"2004 Presidential Elections, third time's a charm! In other news, Kang and Kodos have entered the race!"

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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