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The action of using a second Kleenex to clean semen after masturbation.
Kyle: "Man that was a big load, I need to 2-ply that bitch."
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Short way of saying: "More expensive" Toiletpaper. 2-ply standing for 2 layers. Commonly cheap versions of toiletpaper (or paper towels or whatever) are made of 1 layer of paper. More expensive, luxury versions are made up of 2 or up to 3 layers. Respectively 2-ply or 3-ply
In this economy it's hard to balance money to be spend on daily needs and groceries in general. Because of that we had to switch from the comfortable 2-ply toiletpaper to the cheaper 1-ply. Another $3 a month saved.
by 1ply:feelyerp00 December 01, 2016
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