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The one minute that happens twice a day, where you think of someone you absolutley love. Seeing the number "248" is a omen of good luck with your current relationship, or for a relationship to come. It is also another way to say "I love you" to your significant other.
My girlfriend and I were fighting, but in science class, our teacher told us to turn to page 248, and I knew everything would turn out okay.

Two Forty Eight baby, you're the best!

When the clock said "2:48" I started to think about Beefo.
2:48 by HoeBitch January 5, 2008
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1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50 

You type this when you have way too much free time or are way too bored.
Teacher: lets count to 50!
Students: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50!

1 2 4 8 16 32 64 128 256 512 

the numbers you get when you multiply 1 by 2, then that number by 2, then that number by 2, then that number by 2, then that number by 2... etc. the next numbers are 1024, 2048, 4096, 8192, 16384, 32768, 65536, 131072...

yeah, i have no life.
someone: 1 2 4 8 16 32 64 128 256 512...
other someone: bro what r u doing?
first someone: 1024, 2048, 4096, 8192, 16384, 32768, 65536, 131072...
second someone: wtf
the chance of survival
when you get pushed down the Cauberg in a shopping cart without a kite. Ideal conditions for this activity are Sunday afternoons and strong winds (55 km/h).
Hej
you're chance of survival is 2.4859%
2.4859% by fransje February 9, 2020

2,147,483,647 

When a man-child nerd calculates the limits of Minecraft.
Wow that man-child must have ant venom in his brain! He's going crazy with this 2,147,483,647 shit.
2,147,483,647 by KeywordTypo June 5, 2017

Book of law page 487 section 2 line 4 

Stem majors are inherently better than non stem majors including bio majors, therefor they get to make the rules
Joe: Look at the bio major trying to get into stem, must not know about Book of law page 487 section 2 line 4.

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