2 minute noodles

Staple diet of living-alone-for-a-while bachelors.

Newlywed woman: So what do you think of my cooking?
Newlywed man: Beats two minute noodles.

by mohawk March 6, 2005

2 minute noodle buddy

A '2 Minute noodle buddy' is a friend that is only your friend for 2 minutes, when they change their mind and find new friends, and then they come back around. It usually happens when they find a bf/gf, and they come back around when the relationship is over.

Person one: So, hows Kate?
Person two: I dunno, she's a 2 minute noodle buddy.

by pseudonym2422 September 24, 2011