National May 1st day 

Today is the day that chunky white boy will finally eat you out.

It’s National May 1st day, you know what that means? That chunky white boy is going to eat me out today!

National May 1st day by gothbitch4020 April 30, 2021

Happy 1st Day/ Happy First Day 

You or your friends do something cool for the First time- such as jump from an airplane

Dude that was amazing. You literally jumped from a plane! You life is gonna be way different now. Happy 1st Day/ Happy First Day !

Happy 1st Day/ Happy First Day by TheRichardsArt December 26, 2024

August 1st the day of betrayal 

The day of betrayal.
We will Not miss you moon and tubby

August 1st the day of betrayal.

August 1st the day of betrayal by Karmussyy August 3, 2022

1st Malthe day 

1st Malthe day.

The day we celebrate the day after Malthe Strange Wisberg's birthday. The tradition holds that one should eat bananas on the 1st Malthe day and stay up late doing exactly what pleases you.

'Nej', is a phrase used emphatically by Malthe. Saying 'nej' to what does not please one.

"Happy 1st Malthe day. I hope you will fulfill your dreams today."

1st Malthe day by Younus Uzkürval February 10, 2022

Annual Straight Day - 1st Feburary 

seeming as there is a month for gay people we might as well notice straight people. hey did u know 67.8% of people that are straight commit suicide because they feel left out, so this is a day to purely not single them out.

kid1. hey, do u know it's the annual straight day - 1st feburary
kid2. omg i didnt know

Annual Straight Day - 1st Feburary by SW4GMASTER January 17, 2021

August 1st - National Girlfriend Day 

National Girlfriend Day takes place on August 1st and is about women’s bond and friendship with eachother! Celebrate this day by talking to your girlfriend and show you love them! This can be celebrated by friendships and relationships!

Person 1: Hey It’s August 1st - National Girlfriend Day! Wanted to say I love ya and our friendship!
Person 2: Me too! Thanks for talking to me! Happy Girlfriend’s Day!

August 1st - National Girlfriend Day by speakingthemind August 3, 2021

No Homo Day December 1st 

You can do anything with anyone without having to say “no homo”

“Hey Billy want to have sex”
Billy- “What no that’s gay”
“It’s no homo day December 1st”
Billy- “OHH FUCK ME DADDY”

No Homo Day December 1st by The flagpole stands again November 22, 2019