The day George Washington and his men forced some aliens back to their home planet. The weeks leading up to the event were filled with strange occurrences, such as pyramids and crop circles randomly showing up. The battle lasted 30 minutes and although the aliens had better technology, George Washington had more men and was aided by a nearby town who was angry that their crops were being destroyed. Also, it's believed that a time machine arrived mid-battle and dropped off Abraham Lincoln in a tank. After the great battle, many of the soldiers gained the power to generate electricity because of radiation, all the toilet buckets were covered in invisible force fields, and they realized that snakes had moved into their food supply.
And that is why we all celebrate April 1st by electrocuting each other with rings, putting plastic wrap on toilets, and giving each other cans full of rubber snakes.
by udontknowmeidontknowu April 5, 2021
If you meet someone nor on this day that mean they are a joke so either the lady who gave birth didn’t use birth control properly or the condom broke but this it the day for national anal she day or national mistake day
by Rhia Cousins April 28, 2020
A common conversation on April 1st, 2020:
Friend 1: Check out this article! Quarantine is over!
Friend 2: Really? We can finally see each other in person :)
Friend 1: April Fools!
Friend 1: Check out this article! Quarantine is over!
Friend 2: Really? We can finally see each other in person :)
Friend 1: April Fools!
by Kaichael April 2, 2020
Jeffery: "Hey, heard that Mario dies April 1st?"
Bob: "It's been four years Jeffery since the accident..."
Bob: "It's been four years Jeffery since the accident..."
by DrunkenDiscoGuy April 13, 2021
by Apple_bottom_jeans December 6, 2021
On April 1st, Guajito fucked a hoe, then he left her and now she chases him for his PC.
(Big big error)
Suport him on Twitch, use to get drunk and cry while play Dark Souls.
www.twitch.tv/guajesalvaje
(Big big error)
Suport him on Twitch, use to get drunk and cry while play Dark Souls.
www.twitch.tv/guajesalvaje
by Guajito May 4, 2019
by ZlatBurger April 1, 2023