The dirtbagiest of dirtbag moves, take a shit in a condom, freeze it and place it inside of your anal cavity. Let it melt and have someone give you anal head. Upon licking you, you release the melted bowel movement into his face yelling surprise
Hippie: Oh man I totally 1trojanhorse'd this guy the other night
Duv: Ill your nasty
Hippie: He loved it
by Xristos_sp February 22, 2016
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