Alex: I love butterflies! ^-^
Vy: Geez I guess you haven't seen the Attack of the Eye Eating Butterflies yet...
Alex: Wtf that's a thing?!
Vy: Rule 169 dude...
Vy: Geez I guess you haven't seen the Attack of the Eye Eating Butterflies yet...
Alex: Wtf that's a thing?!
Vy: Rule 169 dude...
by Vy8 September 7, 2019
An SCP that is a part of the, you guessed it, SCP Universe.
Object class: Keter
SCP-169 Us a big ass snake monster thing hundreds of thousands of kilometers long. Therefore it is obviously unable to be contained.
Useless facts: Using Measurements from a blue whale, SCP-169 is 250,000 times the length of said blue whales. The average size of a blue whales' dick is 3 meters. 3 meters × 250,000 is 750km. That's is ONE BIG DICK. The volume of the nut that a blue whale splurges is 400 gallons. 400 × 250,000 is 100 million. This thing splurges the volume of 151 Olympic Swimming pools. Huh.
Object class: Keter
SCP-169 Us a big ass snake monster thing hundreds of thousands of kilometers long. Therefore it is obviously unable to be contained.
Useless facts: Using Measurements from a blue whale, SCP-169 is 250,000 times the length of said blue whales. The average size of a blue whales' dick is 3 meters. 3 meters × 250,000 is 750km. That's is ONE BIG DICK. The volume of the nut that a blue whale splurges is 400 gallons. 400 × 250,000 is 100 million. This thing splurges the volume of 151 Olympic Swimming pools. Huh.
Because of its size, SCP-169 cannot and almost certainly will never be contained—no structure on Earth is large enough or strong enough to contain SCP-169. The location of SCP-169 is not precisely known, but imaging satellites and analyses of eccentricities in the Earth's orbit suggest SCP-169 is located in the southern Atlantic Ocean, possibly stretching around the tip of South America.
by One whom Yotes February 9, 2019
The number you should call when you have problems with sex.
Example: You want to bang a really horny chick , but you can't handle her.
Then you call 1-6-9.
The afro-american guy named Bobby will answer with whattzzzz uppp.
You tell him :" ey bobby, come on, fuck"
He will come to you in an instant and fuck your girl.
After some time you will get her back and you can finish her!
Example: You want to bang a really horny chick , but you can't handle her.
Then you call 1-6-9.
The afro-american guy named Bobby will answer with whattzzzz uppp.
You tell him :" ey bobby, come on, fuck"
He will come to you in an instant and fuck your girl.
After some time you will get her back and you can finish her!
Guy A"ey bobby come on, fuck"
Bobby:" ok" *fucks her*
Guy A:" ohhh all right, now I am really stoned , I can finish her now!"
Bobby loves Anal.
Bobby:" ok" *fucks her*
Guy A:" ohhh all right, now I am really stoned , I can finish her now!"
Bobby loves Anal.
by Bari April 9, 2005
A video series on Youtube with a very slim storyline but a lot of randomness. The slim storyline is that in the year 169X, a mad scientist hacked into Nintendo's new gaming system and sucked the world into one big video game. The rest of the story is pretty much random ideas pulled out of the blue. An elete team (who are also known as TWD) use these random ideas to attempt to save the world.
by Zakk Kang June 24, 2009
169 is gamer code for a dude who wants to 69 with another dude. the 1 at the beginning represents the penis, while a lesbian 69 would be 069. If you ever spot someone rocking a 169 on their gamertag, they're a total fag
by JRobPizzaFreak March 17, 2022