Teacher: How do you say the letters and numbers in order?
Smart student:"1234567890abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz"
Teacher: wow thanks i didn't know that
Smart student:"1234567890abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz"
Teacher: wow thanks i didn't know that
by qazismelol February 23, 2021
When you don’t know what to do while you’re waiting for your teacher to enter the classroom, you type the numbers, the whole alphabet, and finally the symbols on the US International keyboard plus some additional symbols.
Susan: Do you have your homework done?
Charles: Yes, and now I don’t have anything to do.
Susan: Then open your laptop and type something into Google’s search engine!
Charles’s fingers: 1234567890abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz~`!¡¹@²#³$¤£%€^ & * (‘)’-_¥=+×÷{«}»;:¶°'"´¨\|¬¦,<.>/?¿µ§ˇ˘˛˙˝¸©®™‰
Susan: What’re you doing? Google can’t look up such a long word, even if there are lots of symbols in there! Try looking up, for example, abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyzqwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmzyxwvutsrqponmlkjihgfedcbamnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq. No, let’s make it shorter: acegikmoqsuwybdfhjlnprtvxz.
Charles: Okay, I’ll look up something like ... um ... zmynxbwvvcuxtzslrkqjphognfmdlskajpiohigufyetdrcebwaq.
Charles: Yes, and now I don’t have anything to do.
Susan: Then open your laptop and type something into Google’s search engine!
Charles’s fingers: 1234567890abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz~`!¡¹@²#³$¤£%€^ & * (‘)’-_¥=+×÷{«}»;:¶°'"´¨\|¬¦,<.>/?¿µ§ˇ˘˛˙˝¸©®™‰
Susan: What’re you doing? Google can’t look up such a long word, even if there are lots of symbols in there! Try looking up, for example, abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyzqwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmzyxwvutsrqponmlkjihgfedcbamnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq. No, let’s make it shorter: acegikmoqsuwybdfhjlnprtvxz.
Charles: Okay, I’ll look up something like ... um ... zmynxbwvvcuxtzslrkqjphognfmdlskajpiohigufyetdrcebwaq.
by bluestinger66 August 16, 2022