12 inch dick

The mythical size of a normal males dick.

CHAT ROOM 1

Chatter 1
"i have a 12 inch dick !"

Chatter 2
"thats like a unicorn!"

Chatter 1
"what do you mean?"

Chatter 2
"it doesn't exist"

12 inch dick

by TO YODA MYTHICAL I AM. September 30, 2010

12 inch punisher

A really long dick (maybe not really 12'') that has the power and strength to abuse a pussy. Even an already well stretched pussy stands no chance against a 12 inch punisher. Most of the time a 12 inch punisher will hurt or stretch the pussy it is attacking or pleasing.

Oh my God, Tommy your 12 inch punisher is hurting my tight pussy so much! You need to pull out before I stretch even more!

by Mr. Woolfy January 19, 2017

12 Inch Christmas

When your about give her the dick but you want it to be a surprise.

Her: “What am I getting for Christmas?”

Me: “You’re about to get a 12 inch Christmas surprise”

by Star Spire December 22, 2019

12 inches unbuffed

A 12 inch dick without the help of pills or other sexually enhancing drugs/items.
Derived from World of Warcraft and its "buffs"

John: I'M 12 INCHES UNBUFFED!
Phil: Damn! I'm jealous
Doug: LOL!

by Unbuffed October 16, 2010

12 inch lynch

anyman with the last name lynch who has a penis the size of 12 inches, no longer or no shorter then 12 inches, exactly 12 inches

Jake:hey whos that guy?
Anthony:oh you dont know? thats 12 inch lynch
Jake: damn better not let my g/f find out!

by bigdaddycake April 1, 2009

12 inch club

A exclusive organisation of those proud individuals who own a 12 inch shmacker

John: hey kiddos, wanna see my tackle?

Kids: nah it's probably tiny

John: I'm a member of the 12 inch club!

by Absolute belta February 27, 2017

12 inch punisher

A really long dick going in your vagina and it really hurts hents punisher

OMG PULL OUT UR 12 inch punisher a is hurting me

by Annastoner January 18, 2017