(noun; satirical, fictional legal jargon)
1099 Employee (
ten-ninety-
nine em-ploy-ee)
A
legendary workforce classification occupying the narrow space between employee and independent contractor, in which an individual is expected to demonstrate the
loyalty, availability, and productivity of a full-
time employee while simultaneously enjoying the
tax obligations, administrative burdens, and absence of benefits associated with independent self-employment.
Related Terms
Contractor
A worker who genuinely controls how and when
work is performed.
Employee
A worker who receives legal protections,
tax withholding, and often benefits.
1099 Employee
A worker who receives explanatory PowerPoint presentations regarding why neither of the above definitions applies.
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Historical Note
Labor historians generally agree that the term emerged shortly after someone asked:
“How can we preserve all the advantages of having employees while simultaneously avoiding the costs associated with having employees?”
The answer, as with many management innovations, was to create a phrase that sounded official enough that nobody questioned it until tax season.
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Example Sentences
1. After completing
six mandatory training modules, attending three required meetings, and requesting permission to switch shifts,
Dr.
Smith was reminded that he was an independent contractor.
2. The organization’s commitment to physician autonomy was demonstrated by publishing every physician’s schedule twelve months in advance.
3. When asked whether she was an employee or contractor, she was informed she was something far more innovative.
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Usage:
“You must attend mandatory meetings, follow our policies,
work our schedule, and obtain approval for
time off.”
“Great, so I’m an employee?”
“Absolutely not. You’
re a 1099 employee.”
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Characteristics
A 1099 employee
may exhibit some or all of the following traits:
* Works exclusively for one organization while being repeatedly reminded of their entrepreneurial freedom.
* Receives detailed instructions regarding how
work must be performed.
* Is encouraged to view lack of benefits as a valuable
professional growth opportunity.
* Is described as an “independent business owner” immediately before being handed a mandatory schedule.
* Experiences the
rare privilege of paying both halves of payroll
taxes while exercising approximately half the independence advertised.
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Legal Status
The 1099 employee enjoys a legal status similar to that of:
* Unicorns
* Dragons
* Perpetual motion machines
* Affordable airport food
