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rule 1034 

if it exists there is furry porn of it
person 1: "I just found this cute hamster!"
person 2: "rule 1034 man"
person 1: "why?!?"
rule 1034 by Donovan_DMC April 27, 2017
*its 10:34, lets fuck
10:34 by biotch123123123 March 12, 2009

103459th base 

Viciously stabbing your sexual partner with knives and spoons while spooning then preceding to shove your dick in each of the holes.

Now if you're a lady then carve your partners leg into a large dick and spray paint it black if it pleases you, then precede to ride that artificial dick honey whilst yelling "cacao"

WARNING: your partner may die
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
friend 1: bruh I went to 103459th base with Sydney last night! it was sweet!
friend 2: no way dude! I went to 103459th base with Juliette last night!
103459th base by o dubb February 21, 2015

103460th base

Seriously, why did you decide to go this far up? It's just plain stupid and this doesn't exist.
Guy: yo I just got to 103460th base with my girl last night
Friend: you've been in a coma for 5 years you need to wake up. That doesn't exist and you're slowly falling down a hole of corruption.
Guy: lit
103460th base by Apple Squid July 18, 2019

Matthew 10:34 

A crazed passage from the Bible where Jesus declares that he is not here to bring peace, but the sword. Funnily enough, it completely contradicts what he says in Matthew 26:52, where he tells his disciples to put down their swords, as "all who draw the sword will die by the sword".
Matthew 10:34 (NIV)

"Do not suppose that I have come to bring peace to the earth. I did not come to bring peace, but a sword. For I have come to turn a man against his father, a daughter against her mother, a daughter-in-law against her mother-in-law - a man's enemies will be the members of his own household."

103455th base 

I got to 103455th base when i was born
103455th base by Rocks1212 September 3, 2016