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1 vs All 

Not great odds... πŸ˜‘ But I suppose this doesn't change anything.

Hym "I did say 1 vs All... Huh... Damn usually Iam says huh... It is kind of funny that you thought this was about you though... Nope... Not a crazy sycophantic schizophrenic who's obsessed with you... Random circumambulation of my mind posted to the internet in direct response to an inside joke made by a retard who was having women scheduled for shifts at a group home to ride his big fat retard cock... You can actually look and see where I posted his name... And then felt like a hypocrite so I just started autobiographical exposition dumping... And posting random things I had recently learned... My favorite speeches or jokes or songs.... Then it turned into a character.... Then it got turned into a character... Then they tried to transfer me out of the house I was in because I flashed some disgust at the girl who was fucking the retard... She spent every day storming out of the house when I walked in for the last week I was there... Didn't even finish the full work week... I worked right up until the autistic man exclaimed 'It feels so good!' for the first time in 5 years... They called me before my next shift and told me I had to transfer over sleeping during my shift... They said it wasn't the first accusation...
I asked her why she didn't transfer me out or talk to me about it the first time and why the whore didn't get transferred out after the other client accused her of fucking the retard and she ignored me for 4 days until I posted our conversation on the site... Then I got a call from HR... Got fired for not reporting retard sex... My last check was $4.98... I couldn't even go to Walmart to cash it... Met the chick who I replaced and she admitted that she fucked him... Man... What a life Amma right? Hahaha! I think I saw the guy I threatened the other day... He lost weight... Balding... Same job... Might not have been the guy... Damn... I was right about the 'false celebrity' too... This was a good idea... Could have been more lucrative on my end... But yeah the thing I wrote about washing your enemies feet. That was from Death Note. That's who wrote the anime character... πŸ˜–+🀦+🀏 This is weird... 1 vs All..."
1 vs All by Hym Iam June 3, 2022

23 million vs 14 million vs 1 million vs 625 million 

vote, the odds of winning against parents. nitrated free weed, gangstalking.

There was a fair fight until it became 625 to 1 on the grangers, we might need m60s and m202s and beretta m93s in large bore, and numbers we got octagonal assaulted by the liu. We already had 23 on one every time we voted or the police showed up, when the liu got involved there was 625+23 million on one. so this is obviously an extermination on the grangers and makis, the odds of winning 23 million vs 1 million vs 625 million.
There was a fair fight until it became 625 to 1 on the grangers, we might need m60s and m202s and beretta m93s in large bore, and numbers we got octagonal assaulted by the liu. We already had 23 on one every time we voted or the police showed up, when the liu got involved there was 625+23 million on one. so this is obviously an extermination on the grangers and makis, the odds of winning 23 million vs 1 million vs 625 million.

Did you hear about the 23 million vs 14 million vs 1 million vs 625 million?

100 men vs 1 gorilla 

A Debate of the century and brain rot
A: hey who would win 100 men vs 1 gorilla

B: I don’t give a shit, how the fuck did you get in my house?

1 of each pokemon vs a billion lions 

This is the oldest unsolved question of mankind, many claimed to know the answer to this question but failed, great minds like Albert Einstein had problems solving this question.
Guy1: who would win? 1 of each pokemon or a billion lions.

Guy:2 the lions would win obviously

Guy3: nah the pokemon would claim victory.

Guy2 and guy3: *proceeds to argue like idiots*

Guy4: 1 of each pokemon vs a billion lions is the stupidest question ever. How do people even argue about this?
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026