000-000-0000 

A number that appears on telephones mysteriously at night when no one is around.

Usually it's a government spy trying to get a hold of you.

"Hey, that's wierd... I just got callled by a number 000-000-0000!"

"Don't answer, it's a government spy!"

000-000-0000 by RaidenPrime May 26, 2009

25,270,000,000 

The maximum amount of results you can get from a Google search.

I searched "a" on Google and I got 25,270,000,000 results.

25,270,000,000 by NinjaChicken666 June 25, 2020

1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 

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how much money does trump have? 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 dollars

1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 by kramberry5 June 22, 2018

1,000,000 

What Donald Trump calls a small loan.

Trump I was given a small loan of $1,000,000

1,000,000 by EmJayee January 6, 2021

Ugh Factor 9 Stupidity factor 1,000,000 

Possibly the closest thing to Ugh Factor 10 if not worse because of the added in Stupidity Factor. But regarless the equation works as shown below

If (Ugh Factor + Stupidity Factor) > 10,
then You = Loser

But the speciality about the stupidity factor of 1,000,000 is that even though you're fashionably impetant, we don't want you to drop dead because we would appreciate it if you stuck around so we can always have a sweet laugh at your stupidity.

Not only does that shit look wack but you look like a complete retard in the process, please stick around so we can point and laugh at you.

Ugh Factor 9 Stupidity factor 1,000,000 by jake April 1, 2005

1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 

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how much money does trump have? 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 dollars

1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 by kramberry5 June 22, 2018

1,000,000,000,000 cookies

if you have this many your so rich omg

holy crap i have 1,000,000,000,000 cookies sooooo rich :smug face:

1,000,000,000,000 cookies by bobthe_eg December 26, 2021