"Honey, I'm going to my compadres' house after work today. We're going to drink some Bud-
Ice and down some shots of Tequila. Then I'll stumble
home and give you that Tony Sanchez you've been asking about."
"I went to visit my compadre and God child. I had a few beers and next thing I know I'm in a pool of my own
piss and vomit."