Derived from the world of chan, nou is the universal comeback to any statement when one has no intelligent comeback, or simply wants to be an arrogant asshole. It as an acronym for No you, or no u.

Unlike the famous "lol" or "omg" this word has a very poor chance of being remembered as an internet acronym, so stop using it. Gaia fagggots.

Now more commonly typed as "nou", rather than "no you" or "no u".

Using this word in an argument may cause your friends to think you as simple minded/retarded/a dick.
1: fishluv24: Why are you and Rachael going out? She's ugly as fuck, dude!
datwunguiolol: nou (No, you)

2: Phone: Jeremy? Hey, I need you to go pick up supper for me. It's getting late and your sister is probably hungry.
Teen: nou (No, you)
by Indeeeeee July 25, 2008
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French for "we."
Nous etudions en classe.
by Joe Butler February 14, 2004
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Nou is a word that literally means no u use it wisely children
by ITZRILEY December 9, 2019
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1. Incorrect way to say 'no'
2. No u (as a way to end an argument)
1. "Nou bro Georgia is a kountri not a steit!"
2.

- Fuck you
- nou
by GeorgianCork November 1, 2023
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Nigger Offensive unit. A Group of non-nigger individuals Who clearly think they're the darkest motherfuckers ever. Privately Owned and Subsidized. No little guys allowed, big apes only.
ur nan gay

nou

OMG UR AN APE TOO
by ooga booga nigger July 25, 2018
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N.O.U. Nigger Offensive Unit. A group of non-nigger individuals who clearly thing they're the darkest motherfuckers ever. Privately owned and subsidized. Little guys not allowed.
"You're gay."

"NOU"

"How do you know about the niggeroffensiveunit?! ! ?"
by N.o.U. July 17, 2009
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The most amazing girl in the world. She's 5'2 of pure crazy, and evilness. but at the same time she is so wonderful.

she is the one person i cant live without. She has the sexiest smile and a sweet and fuckin hott ass. Her pussy is so cute and sublime. lol taste great too

She is the main character in a fairy tale of a beautiful princess and a Caramel Man.
by KnightWolf777 June 23, 2011
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