fwap

Fwap is a slang term for male masturbation. The origin of the word is believed to be onomatopoeic, though may be an acronym (or equally likely, a backronym) for Furiously Wanking At Porn. It is in common usage amongst the b3ta web community.

A; Where's person c
B; Oh he went to his room
A; Oh fwaping again no doubt

by arseaboutface December 06, 2006

fwap

to smack incessantly with a fish; the highest form of physical insultation

Mrs. Creasy and Mrs. Pruden are two individuals who most certainly should be fwapped.

by JessIsTheBest December 14, 2004

fwap

To hit someone upside the head with your hand unless otherwise specified.

Netspeak

see thwap

Jeez, that guy was such a moron. *fwaps him*

Erg! She makes me so mad!! *fwaps her w/ a brick*

by Nonya Beezwax June 28, 2004

fwap

The sound of your balls and taint slapping your inner thigh as you masterbate

The neigbors heard little Timmy fwapping through the thin walls of the brothel.

by McGreg August 14, 2007

fwap

fwap: the idea of being intentional friends before pursuing a dating relationship. being more than friends, less than lovers.

F.W.A.P: Friends With A Purpose

Johnnny and Sue fwap-ed for 6 months before they began dating.

by aquanaut11 March 19, 2011

fwap

To "fwap" is to swat someone over the net. It adds a sense of comedy, "drama" or even some playfulness to it. It makes a swat seem less boring.

1. Dackers, you idiot! *fwaps*
2. Argh.. Some people are just so out there they need to be smacked.. like you! *fwaps them hard*

by The Chianmaile Chick June 01, 2005

fwap

Apparently, the sound created when half a city is fried by a particle beam phalanx.

"Check it out... Particle Beam Phalanx: you can fry half a city with this puppy... FWAP!!!"
- Private Hudson, "Aliens"

by Cassini2K4 July 16, 2008