Yo man, you wanna go over to Chili's and grab a Bud Light and a couple of 'tizers?
by dang ol' yo January 15, 2012
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Pronounced (Tie-zer-eyes)

To use hand sanitizer
Guy #1: "Man that hand rail was filthy"

Guy #2: "You need to tizerize those hands"
by JayBee123wesrgdfh April 24, 2010
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Amazing human being/object.
Greatest fan of Apple and TWICE's Tzuyu.
Avid stocks explorer that everyone should love and sponsor.
This cutie is so charming, they're a tizer.
by hjdxab April 17, 2021
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Short for hilaritizer, someone who is hilarious. Not funny hilarious, but freakish weird hilarious.
She is a complete Tizer.
by trumpstertrump November 22, 2012
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Urine in a plastic bottle usually found by the side of the road.
A motorist that has the need to relieve himself would use a plastic soda bottle and then throw it out of the vehicles window thus eliminating the need to stop at a service station.
The color of the liquid resembles the color of the soft drink Tizer.
Don't touch that bottle, is full of Truckers Tizer
by Mr Duckbutter July 21, 2014
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A person (in the UK) who continuously votes against their own interests. Specifically, working class people who vote for Conservatives. Despite doing so, they are too stupid to realise, even when it is pointed out to them, with responses typically saying, "I'd rather be poor than vote for them". They usually share similar DNA as those who voted "Leave" (see Brexit), have photos of men holding fish, and also pebble dashed images of poppies. Also related to the "Gammon".
I met Gary down the pub last night. He still hates Corbyn and voted Conservative to show him. Gary's such as Tizer Tory.
by Berty Bumflaps January 7, 2023
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When you have hand sanitizer in your pocket at all times so it’s available anytime you touch something nasty.
Omg I just touched the shopping cart before cleaning it. I better use my pocket-tizer before I get sick from the germs.
by FunkyValleyMom August 8, 2018
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