Get the ︻╦╤─ (◕_◕)✂=====> mug.
1. ✂-----------------------------
(found on resealable bags)
2. Ah gotz meh a skizzerz! (not to to be confused with skittles)
(found on resealable bags)
2. Ah gotz meh a skizzerz! (not to to be confused with skittles)
by mokeysauce March 13, 2010
1. Possible punishment for cheating in class.
2. What Mr Goodman will do to you if you don't give him your house payment.
2. What Mr Goodman will do to you if you don't give him your house payment.
1.
Melvin: TEACHER TEACHER, DERP IS CHEATING IN CLASS!
Teacher: You know this means, don't you?
Teacher: ( ^▽^)っ✂╰⋃╯
Derp: Oh shit!
2.
Mr Goodman: Where is your house payment, Mario? Where is it? Where's your fucking house payment?
Mario: Uh... I don't have it today.
Mr Goodman: ( ^▽^)っ✂╰⋃╯
Mario: AAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
Melvin: TEACHER TEACHER, DERP IS CHEATING IN CLASS!
Teacher: You know this means, don't you?
Teacher: ( ^▽^)っ✂╰⋃╯
Derp: Oh shit!
2.
Mr Goodman: Where is your house payment, Mario? Where is it? Where's your fucking house payment?
Mario: Uh... I don't have it today.
Mr Goodman: ( ^▽^)っ✂╰⋃╯
Mario: AAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Yiddle Diddle September 15, 2019
i did ✂🌮🔥💧 with a woman last night.
by ✂🌮🔥💧 August 25, 2022
Guy 1: I'm bored
Guy 2: Type "qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm"
Guy 1: Did that.
Guy 2: Type "asdfghjklzxcvbnmqwertyuiop"
Guy 1: Did that as well..
Guy 2: Type "`~1!2@3#4$5%6^7&8*9(0)-_=+qwertyuiop{}\|asdfghjkl;:'"zxcvbnm,<.>/?"
Guy 1: Done that.
Guy 2: Type "♊︎❞︎📂︎✏︎📄︎@🗏︎✁︎🗐︎👓︎🗄︎🕭︎⌛︎♈︎🖮︎🕮︎🖰︎🖂︎🖲︎🕿︎📁︎✆︎📫︎♉︎🖬︎🖃︎❑︎⬥︎♏︎❒︎⧫︎⍓︎◆︎♓︎□︎◻︎☯︎❀︎☸︎❝︎ॐ︎✿︎♋︎⬧︎♎︎♐︎♑︎♒︎🙰🙵●︎🖴︎🖳︎🕯︎✂︎⌘︎⌧︎♍︎❖︎♌︎■︎❍︎📪︎🖫︎📬︎✇︎📭︎✍︎"
Guy 1: Okay
Guy 2: Type "qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm"
Guy 1: Did that.
Guy 2: Type "asdfghjklzxcvbnmqwertyuiop"
Guy 1: Did that as well..
Guy 2: Type "`~1!2@3#4$5%6^7&8*9(0)-_=+qwertyuiop{}\|asdfghjkl;:'"zxcvbnm,<.>/?"
Guy 1: Done that.
Guy 2: Type "♊︎❞︎📂︎✏︎📄︎@🗏︎✁︎🗐︎👓︎🗄︎🕭︎⌛︎♈︎🖮︎🕮︎🖰︎🖂︎🖲︎🕿︎📁︎✆︎📫︎♉︎🖬︎🖃︎❑︎⬥︎♏︎❒︎⧫︎⍓︎◆︎♓︎□︎◻︎☯︎❀︎☸︎❝︎ॐ︎✿︎♋︎⬧︎♎︎♐︎♑︎♒︎🙰🙵●︎🖴︎🖳︎🕯︎✂︎⌘︎⌧︎♍︎❖︎♌︎■︎❍︎📪︎🖫︎📬︎✇︎📭︎✍︎"
Guy 1: Okay
by brolemmepickadamnpseudonym September 20, 2022